[ music ]
>> And in disappointing news,
the winner of this year's
Cat Triathlon,
Mister Meowzer,
was disqualified
after testing positive
for feline steroids.
According to officials,
Mister Meowzer--
>> Just a second, Mary.
We have some breaking news.
It seems that Captain Man
and Kid Danger have captured
the Time Jerker.
Now let's go to Evelyn Hall
live at the Swellview
clock tower.
>> Thank you, Trent.
Captain Man and Kid Danger,
can you tell us
what happened here?
>> Well, we found out
that the Time Jerker was--
>> Hello, Evelyn.
>> Hey.
>> So, about an hour ago,
I swung in here,
crashed through that glass,
and captured that Time Jerker
you see right over there.
>> I also participated.
>> Well, Captain Man,
once again,
the city of Swellview
owes you a big fat thank you.
>> I also participated.
>> Ah, I don't fight crime
for thank yous.
But there is something I want.
>> Sure.
Anything.
I mean, what?
>> As I'm sure you already know,
there's a very special
steak house here in Swellview
called Montego's.
>> Right.
I've heard of Montego's.
>> Yeah, well, did you know
you can't get a reservation
at that place?
You have to be invited
by the owner?
>> Anyway, we're really glad
that we were able to capture
the Time Jerker because--
>> Hey, hey.
So, to the owner
of Montego's restaurant, hey,
it's me, Captain Man,
the guy who keeps
the whole city safe.
>> You really do.
>> I like steak.
I like it a lot.
So, feel free to invite me
to your restaurant, Montego's.
>> I also like steak.
>> I'm Evelyn Hall.
Single and ready.
>> Okay, next criminal.
>> They call him "Malkoff."
He steals dogs, then shaves them
and sells their hair
to wig shops.
>> Ugh. Sick weirdo.
>> Hey, hey!
Any messages come in for me
while I was in the bathroom?
>> No, Ray, that restaurant
still hasn't called you.
>> Ding dang it.
>> You, dude, if you want
to get steak,
just go to Back Out Steak House.
>> No. Anybody can go
to Back Out Steak House.
I want to go to Montego's.
>> Oy vey.
>> Ray, I want you
to sit down, relax,
and finish your juice.
There you go.
Don't you feel better?
>> I just don't get it.
I said it on the news
two weeks ago.
I said, "Feel free to invite me
to your restaurant,
Mr. Montego."
And you know he heard about me
saying that, you know it.
[ emergency line rings ]
Oh, maybe that's Montego's.
Move, move.
>> Wait. What?
Aah. Aah.
>> Hello?
Captain Man hotline.
What is it, please?
>> Hello?
I'm calling from the Swellview
Home for the Elderly.
>> Aah, you're not Montego's.
>> Dude, you can't hang up on people like that. >> That could've been
an emergency.
[ emergency line rings ]
>> Yeah, hi.
What's your emergency?
>> A man broke in here
and stole all our money
and our clothing.
We're all here naked.
Can you come help us?
>> I'm sorry, did you say
you're all elderly and naked?
>> Yes, that's right.
>> Sorry, wrong number.
It all just kind of happened.
>> My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an after-school job.
>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
>> I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me...
>> He turned out to be...
>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime.
>> Feels good.
>> Call it.
>> Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
>> Ha!
>> Henry Hart.
Henry Hart.
Henry Hart, we're looking
for you.
Henry Hart.
Oh.
[ band stops ]
>> Hi.
>> Hey.
>> What's up?
>> Henry, three weeks ago,
I was injured,
lying on the gym floor,
but you found me,
and you pulled that
long, rusty, bloody nail
right out of my foot.
>> Yeah, I remember. >> Well, because of your good deed, I hereby
present you with this gift bag
because you, Henry Hart,
are Student of the Month.
>> Wow, this is so cool.
>> Well, we just felt
that you...
We just felt that... Shut up!
Now, look what's in your bag. >> All right, let's see. What is this, a necklace?
>> Yeah.
That's the nail you pulled
out of my foot.
>> Oh, yeah.
Dried blood.
>> Keep going.
>> Okay.
A gift card?
>> Yep. That gets you dinner
for two at Montego's restaurant.
>> No way. How'd you get this? >> Well, the principal's wife
is the second cousin
of Mr. Montego's brother-in-law.
>> Oh.
Well, thanks so much for this.
>> Sure.
You know that's dinner for two.
You want to take me with you?
>> No.
>> Are you sure?
>> Yeah.
Did... did someone die?
>> That was really funny. >> Yeah, that's our Henry. >> Thanks.
Why are you all here?
>> To congratulate you.
>> And to give you presents.
>> For winning
Student of the Month.
>> Yeah.
[ all talking at once ]
>> Oh, wow, so you guys
already heard about that, huh?
>> [ all ] Yeah.
>> Even some of our neighbors
heard about it.
>> Hey, neighbors.
>> [ all ] Hey, Henry.
>> And you are?
>> Oh, my name's Herb.
I'm visiting from Los Angeles.
Thinking about buying
a vacation home
here in Swellview.
My life's going great.
>> And you're here why?
>> I just saw people
walking into this house.
Joined them.
>> So, Henry, we heard that
part of your Student
of the Month prize
is dinner for two at Montego's?
>> Oh, really?
>> What?
[ all talking at once ]
>> It is?
>> I had no idea.
>> Oh, please take me.
>> Why would he take you?
I'm his best friend.
>> You are not.
>> Hey, a boy's best friend
is his mother.
>> Oh, that's a crock of bull.
[ all talking at once ]
>> Calm down. Calm down. Mrs. Hendricks, put the lamp down.
Put it down.
>> Hey, hey! Henry! Hi!
I just heard about your,
you know, your, your prize.
Oh god.
[ panting ]
Aah.
>> Why are you wet?
>> Aah. I'm sweating.
I just ran nine miles
to get here.
>> What's the dog leash for?
>> I was walking a friend's dog.
>> Where's the dog?
>> I don't know.
>> Hey, who is this guy? >> Yeah. >> I was wondering
the same thing.
>> Hey, hey, hey!
For those of you who don't know,
this is Ray, my boss
at Junk-N-Stuff, and he's been
dying to go to Montego's
for years.
So...
I'm taking Ray to Montego's.
[ wailing ]
[ laughing ]
>> Yeah, all right,
yeah, baby.
Who's got the lamp now, huh?
>> Happy Lockerversary. >> I'm sorry, happy what? >> Lockerversary.
>> I... I am so lost.
>> It was six months ago today
when you and I first
started sharing this locker.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Wait, wait, wait.
For you.
>> Aw.
It's an exact replica
of our locker.
>> I know.
>> How'd you get this?
>> I found a guy who makes
small replicas of lockers.
>> Well, that explains it.
I should've expected that. >> Got you in the face. >> Yeah.
But I feel bad because
I didn't get anything for you.
>> Aw, you didn't have to.
>> Well, awesome.
>> I mean, what's better than
the two of us having dinner
together at Montego's?
>> Wait, what'd you say? >> You're taking me, right? >> Well, yeah.
Duh, I mean, what kind of person
wins dinner for two and doesn't
invite his girlfriend?
>> A terrible person.
>> Right. Not me. Not me.
Aah! [ thud ] [ elevator dings ]
Hey, Ray-- Hi. >> Hey, Henry.
You want to join me?
>> For what?
>> Rehearsal.
I'm practicing what I'm going
to order
when we get to Montego's.
>> Okay, Ray,
I got to talk to you about--
>> Watch, watch, watch.
[ clears throat ]
Yes, and for my steak
I'll have the 16 ounce rib-eye,
and I want that cooked
medium rare.
Of course.
And would you care
for anything else?
Yes.
I'll also have two more steaks.
[ laughs ]
Oh, Henry, you don't know
what this means to me.
>> It's just beef, man.
>> No, look,
I didn't tell you this,
but I've been going through
a rough patch lately.
>> Oh, geez.
>> I've just been feeling
so depressed the last couple
of months until you invited me
to go with you to Montego's
for dinner.
>> Well, yeah, but I mean--
>> Hey, is it okay if I tell you
that I think of you as family?
I mean, you're like
the little brother or the nephew
I never had.
>> Ray, I can't take you
to Montego's.
>> What'd you say?
>> I got to take Bianca.
I'm sorry.
>> Ah, you're joking.
>> No.
>> Yeah, you're making a joke.
You're joke making.
>> No.
>> Yeah, you're making a joke.
>> I'm not joking.
>> Yes, you are, too.
This is a terrible, awful,
mean joke but it's all going
to be okay because you are still
taking me to Montego's with you,
right?
>> Ray...
>> I said you are still
taking me to Montego's
with you, right?
>> Bianca's my girlfriend.
I got to take her.
>> Wh-- why?
>> Because I do.
I'm really sorry.
>> Okay. >> Dude, look, maybe later you and I can just--
>> You know,
don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
>> Are you sure?
>> Yeah, I'm fine.
Aah!
>> Ray? >> I'm fine.
[ chatter ]
>> Hey, guys. >> Hi, Henry. >> Hey.
>> Hey, bud.
>> Jasper, Charlotte,
what are you guys doing here?
>> No big reason.
>> Just came to hang.
>> Oh, well, I can't hang
because tonight's the night
I'm taking Bianca to Montego's.
>> Oh.
[ all talking at once ]
>> Come on,
I know you guys knew that.
And why are you all dressed up?
>> Well, we thought, you know...
>> If something bad happens
to Bianca...
>> Like, if she got her head
stuck in a fence.
>> Or if she got hit by a bus.
>> Or even if she just...
disappeared.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay, this is sick.
You people are sick.
>> We're just saying,
you might need someone
to fill in
and have dinner with you.
>> Right.
For example, me.
>> We just don't want you
to be alone.
>> We love you, Hen.
I'm your dad.
>> I gave birth to you.
>> I watched.
>> Oh, big deal.
>> I'm leaving now.
>> Oh, wait!
>> Wait, no, wait!
>> I'm taking Bianca. >> [ all ] No.
>> My life's still going great.
>> Matthew will show you to your table.
Your names, please. >> Yes, I'm Henry. Henry Hart.
And this is my girlfriend,
Bianca...
Smathers.
>> It's our Lockerversary.
>> Ray?
>> Uh, no, I'm Henry Hart,
teenager.
>> Sir, I'm Henry Hart.
>> Wait, isn't he your boss
from Junk-N-Stuff?
>> Yes.
>> No, I'm not.
I'm in ninth grade, dude.
>> Pardon me,
where's the ladies' room?
>> I know you're not a girl.
>> Prove it.
>> Gross.
[ all talking at once ]
[ whistle blows ]
>> Why are they here pretending to be us? >> Why are you here
pretending to be us?
>> Yeah, son.
>> Stop it.
Look...
they did this
because Ray's been, like,
dying to come to this restaurant
for years.
>> Well, now I feel all bad.
>> No, you shouldn't.
>> But I'm not even
that into steak.
>> What?
>> Yeah, I was going
to order the chicken.
>> Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
>> Ray, you're embarrassing me.
>> Oh, I'm embarrassing you?
>> Yes.
>> Or is it your chicken-loving
girlfriend there?
>> It's you.
>> Pfff.
Boys.
>> You're a boy.
>> Prove it.
>> Ray, please go home.
Bianca and I--
>> No, it's okay.
Seriously, I don't care
that much about eating here
and your boss really does,
so, just have dinner with him.
>> You're sure?
>> Sure she's sure.
Look at her.
That's what sure people
look like.
>> Yeah, I'm sure.
>> Aah.
>> All right, man.
Looks like we're having
dinner here together.
>> And me too?
>> No.
The reservation is only for two.
>> Oh.
Okay.
No problem.
Balloons.
[ chuckling ]
>> Oh, you feel that? You feel that warm bread? >> This is how bread
should feel.
>> Right?
Okay, ready?
>> Yeah.
>> [ both ] Oh.
>> Mm.
>> Oh my god.
>> Hey, after we finish
our steaks, what do you want
to get for dessert?
I think we should
get more steak.
>> We're getting steak
for dessert?
>> What would you rather have,
the chicken?
>> Don't make fun of Bianca.
She gave up her dinner for you.
>> I know.
So stupid.
>> Dude, I don't get
how can you can just--
>> Shh.
>> What?
>> Okay, you remember
two weeks ago?
The robbery
at that jewelry store?
>> You mean those two robbers
who stole the jewelry?
>> Yeah.
Their names are...
Ert Landers and Bernie Caldwell.
That's them right over there.
>> For real?
That is Ert and Bernie. >> I know. Punks.
Hey, they're about to leave.
>> Well, that's our cue.
Pop a gumball.
>> But I haven't had
my steak yet.
>> They're criminals.
>> I want my steak.
>> Ray, put a gumball
in your mouth right now.
>> Aah!
>> Let's do this.
>> You know what? I'm just going to--
Hey, Ert. >> And Bernie. >> Aw, man.
>> That's "Aw, Captain Man."
Now, can you count
from one to bam?
>> I'll try. One...
>> Bam!
>> Care for some fresh pepper? >> Huh? When. When.
>> Watch out. >> Drop it.
>> I'd say that was a job... well done. Take them away, boys.
And now... some cow.
>> Excuse me, Captain Man and Kid Danger? >> Huh?
>> What's up, big dog?
>> I'm sorry, but your names
aren't on our dinner list.
And you can't eat here
without an invitation.
>> What?
>> No, no, no, you got to
be kidding me.
[ all talking at once ]
>> No, no, no, wait.
>> You got to be kidding me.
>> What? No.
>> Come on, man.
>> What? Why?
>> [ both ] Aah.
>> Hi. How were your steaks? >> You better shut your mouth,
Schwoz, I mean it, you better
just shut your dirty mouth.
>> Geez.
>> Hey, why are you still
wearing that dress?
>> Because it's so comfortable.
And I like how the cool air
blows up in here.
>> Hey, you want to go to Back Out Steak House? >> No.
I want steak from Montego's.
>> Well, we can't get steak
from--
>> Wait. What is...
What is that...
Is it...
do you know what this is?
>> Steak.
>> From Montego's.
>> Whoa.
It must've fallen down here
when we were fighting
Ert and Bernie.
>> I know.
[ sniffs ]
Aw, yeah.
Can I have it?
>> Can we split it?
[ moaning ]
>> Want to go
to Back Out Steak House?
>> Yeah, I guess.